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Mexico City – Districto Federal

03 Nov

We left  Puerto Vallarta on a night bus rolling for D.F. (what the Mexicans call Mexico City).  After a few movies and some semi-sleep we arrived around ten in the morning when all was said and done. Our level of nervousness was rising the further into D.F. we got as the approach is covered by thousands of dwellings some permanent suburbs,  some temporary squatter structures. The metro population of Mexico City is somewhere in the number of twenty three  million inhabitants some registered, many not.  One in five Mexicans lives within the reaches of this sprawling metropolis.

The location of Mexico City has been populated for over two thousand years and within that spread there has been influence from the gulf of Mexico down into the jungles of Central America. Within the center of town Hernan Cortes conquered the Aztec armies and took Montezuma. We got off the bus and quickly were directed to the metro station outside of the terminal. For two pesos (less than .20c) we were able to reach the  breadth of the city in its magnificent web of several lines serving airports, bus terminals, cathedrals; everything was at our disposal for 2 pesos. With a dodgy history of violence and pickpocketing, the ride faired well considering that Marie and I tower over Mexicans and with giant backpacks in an always packed metro, we were rather imposing yet easy targets. We quickly made the transfers to find our way to the center of town in the Zocolo.

We checked into our hostel and nearly passed out,   Maries feet were swollen at the ankles from our long bus ride and we really needed to rest properly and raise out feet above our head to drain the collected fluid.  The hostel was a bit more than we had paid to date but it included a decent breakfast and dinner (lots of starch) which helped balance it out.

The following day we ventured out after a rest and some free food. The weather was polluted with a chance of clouds.  The air quality in Mexico City is infamous for causing eye and respritory issues.  We walked from the Zocolo to  the Palacio des Belles Artes and turned onto the main road through town, Reforma: the Champes des Elysses of Mexico. The street is littered with parks and statues and commemorations to heros and Presidents. The art in this town is superlative, hardly a corner or street is bare of sculptures, graffiti or installation. Public art– we loved it very much; the vibrancy of visual culture here is crazy. You have all this contemporary street art juxtaposed against five hundred year old plazas and cathedrals, with many of  the ghosts of Olmecs and Toltec cultures not to mention the human sacrifices of the Aztecs.

We made our way to the Modern Art Museum on the grounds of  the forest of Chapultepec getting rained on by sour clouds. We passed through its permanent collections with Frida and Rivera well represented, a more contemporary installation exhibit based on dadaism and finished off with a display saturated with sad stories of prisoners and the art created about it. It was a lovely afternoon saturated with art and cultrure. We made our way back via markets and Metro, at 2,250 m above sea level, a short day becomes a long day.

We woke up with the intention of visiting the museum of anthropology, but due to unexpected sunshine, we quickly joined a tour to the ruins of Teotihuacan with minutes to spare. We first visited the Plaza of the Three cultures and were given a run down of how much human sacrifice  really was a part of Aztec tradition. Everyday someone was sacrificed and the remains were cooked into a dish and fed to everyone in the city.  We learned that for every Pyramid, usually there are several layers built on top of another. Some temples are still being discovered within the city including the Templo Mayor of the Aztec city of Tenochitlan, which Mexico City was built on top of.  When the Spanish came, they burned everything and tried persistently to eliminate the old culture with their new. Old pyramids were destroyed and the stones reused to build cathedrals and roads.

We headed next to the Basilica of  the Virgin of Guadalupe. The site of the miracle of the appearance of the virgin Mary to the peasant Juan Diego. the story goes, he went daily to the church kilometers away when one day the Virgin appeared to him to tell the bishop to build a cathedral near where he lived. He went to the bishop and told him, was scoffed at and dejected.  He went to his routine again ignoring what the Virgin had told him until weeks later she appeared again asking why the cathedral was not built. He responded that he required proof. The virgin told him to put flowers in his cape and to present it to the bishop, When he did so and unfolded his cape, miraculously, her image was stained permanently into the cloth, the church was built thereafter.  Many pilgrims walk the final few blocks to the church on their knees, and on holy day the square is awash with blood.

We continued to Teotihuacan a city abandoned before the Aztecs arrived.  When they did arrive, having no evidence of who built it, credited the Gods with its appearance and they hailed it as a sacred place. Later on they would take residence here, but for the most part it was kept the same. We visited an artisan workshop and were shown how cacti had been used for centuries for paper, needle and thread, and even rope. We were shown how volcanic obsidian is shaped into statues and masks. We were given tequila and Mescal, a fine thing. We visited the ruins first climbing the temple of the Moon and then the Temple of the Sun and visited the small museum and made our way down the avenue of the dead, called so by the Aztecs because of what they thought were funerary mounds of dead gods. In fact said mounds were all buried temples and dwellings; even now there are hundreds of unrecovered mounds left so for lack of funding.  At the end of the avenue of the dead, the temple of Quetzalcoatl, the serpent tongued god, is the site of an archaeological  dig and restoration. Often as is true everywhere, money talks. Last year, a group of Japanese archaeologists gave the government lots of money to do research on the the temples. Through their use of horizontal coring, they managed to compromise the structural integrity of the temple of the Moon and as a result, it is damaged and people are no longer allowed to rise to the top.  As per usual, no-one knows what they are doing and if you have money you are allowed to do anything. Sad.

On the way home we drove through the harrowing streets of a city under siege by the worshippers and rush hour, we were arriving during the apex of a religious procession. We hopped out of the minivan of terror into the chaotic streets of Mexico City and walked the last two blocks to the hostel. Marie whipped out the fire hoop to play on the rooftop bar and we enjoyed the company of some of the travellers that were staying here as well as the five dollar liters of beer.

The next day we went to my favorite museum in the world: the Museum of Anthropology, I first came here with my mother, when I was in the sixth grade, and conveniently studying the history of the Aztecs. It was pretty cool to see Montezuma´s headdress and the giant Aztec astrological calendar again with a bit more knowledge under my belt. The museum spans the whole history of Mexican culture and archaeological evidence. Needless to say you need several visits to digest everything.

We rushed through some parts of the museum to make it back to the hostel to intersect the arrival of Kira and Rhea who flew in separately from the United States to meet up with us on the trip. We hadn´t seen Kira since Burning Man two months before and had met Rhea briefly  in Portland before Burning Man. It was and is very cool to have a posse of like-mindeds to enjoy the trip with. Right away we all headed out again despite the girls´ long flights and made our way to the house and museum of Frida Khalo and Diego Rivera,  a lovely home left as it was and filled with their workspace and many of their pieces now on display. What a place to visit, it included a display for the up-coming Dia de los Muertos (Day of the Dead), one of the reasons we are here in Mexico.

We left this wonderful neighbourhood for the Zocolo and prepared for the next day´s  bus ride to the small town of Patzcuaro in the State of Michoacan, home of the legendary party to celebrate the dead.

Paul and Marie

 
 

Mexico the Beginning

22 Oct

Our last meal in the states was with Kyla at a mexican restaurant in Phoenix, it may sound a bit redundant being that we were going to Mexico, however it is not the case as it was a Mexican fusion restaurant and unlikely to be found on a menu south of the border. Guacemole with pomegranite,(mmmm) that’s all I will say.

Having said our fond farewells to Trent and Kyla, we bought tickets for Los Mochis on the Pacific coast, supposedly a 15 hour trip to allow us to link up with the copper canyon train. We said our goodbyes to Ponch Gonzo our compatriot as well as the dogs Sebastien and Jack hours before and now for Ky and Trent. We’d had the break we needed to recharge us for the Mexican way.

We reached the border at around ten thirty at night where got off the bus and walked across then met our bus on the other side. Eventually we got our tourist visas and were on our way.
It seems we stopped everywhere down the coast and we were even traded off to another bus company which stopped at even more places. We did arrive in Los Mochis, but about three and a half hours later than expected. Welcome to Mexico!

We stopped long enough to eat some tacos and hopped onto yet another bus to the small town of El Fuerte which is a better place to start the train ride. We finally arrived twenty four hours after leaving Phoenix. Unfortunately by the time we arrived, it was too late to really see much and with the cheap train (we were going to ride economy class for about half the cost) leaving the next morning we were a bit disappointed to have to leave so soon. We walked around with icecream and picked up the nice round number of seven beers at the local bottle depot. The guy looked at us about as odd as we were looking at him, seven, why not the four we wanted? Odd, the man was odd.

The next morning we caught the bus, which some claim does not exist, to the train station and waited 45 min for the first class train to come and pass before preparing to wait another 45 min for our train ( we were early). The heat and humidity were wreaking havoc on my skin and I was breaking out in heat rashes and bouts of discomfort much to the amusement of Marie who seemed less affected.

The train arrived not on time (a fairly common theme in Mexico) but with air conditioning in full blast, the reprieve made up for the tardiness. The copper canyon train is one of the few passenger trains left in Mexico and rises from sea level to nearly three thousand meters above sea level. What an amazing ride as the train draws you up along steep canyon walls, rickety seeming bridges and dozens of claustrophobic tunnels with some amazing expansive views of the canyon. Considered larger than the Grand Canyon, (don’t they all make that claim?) the canyon is huge but not as exposed as the Grand Canyon to which we certainly can testify.

After many hours of the comfort train sneaking between the cars for photos and apprecitation for movement. Looking down on multiple rivers over dozens of bridges under green mountains below blue cloudy skies, we rose up and eventually the tropical vegetation switched from hot and humid tropical into dry cool mountains full of coniferous trees and rock valleys. If you are careful you can notice the subtle shift.

We arrived in Creel up in the mountains in the afternoon, we immediately found a hotel right on the main drag near the train station, on Marie’s parents recomendation we stayed where they had on their visit last spring. We set ourselves up with a tour for the next day as you need wheels to get around this rural and mountainous area. Cesar dropped us off at the end of a road hardly maintained on native ground and we walked down four kilometeres of switchbacks to the bottom of the canyon in pursuit of a set of thermal pools. Once there, we were by ourselves aside from a few local boys who were scrubbing one of the pools. Sitting in a natural hot tub at the bottom of a canyon staring up at peaks on a beautiful blue sky day is pretty near to perfect.

After a couple of hours we crawled out of there very relaxed, but by the time we reached Cesar for pickup we were drenched with sweat from the climb out of the canyon and quite desired another hot pool at the top.

From here Cesar drove us around Creel and we stopped at a cave inhabited by a family of ten Raraimi natives who traditionally lived in caves. With tourism booming in the copper canyon it becomes harder and harder for these people to sustain traditions without losing the younger generation to either begging or alcohol or Peyote abuse – an old story. We continued our tour to an area that boasted mushroom shaped boulders and another that looked like a giant frog ready to leap on an unsuspecting gringo.

In creel we made friends with a few locals who ran the hostel in town and sat around a fire with some beers and Marie got to bring out her fire hula hoop for some good times. We left Creel on the train stopping at Divisadero for a view of the open canyon and continued towards the coast en route to Mazatlan. Turns out we rode that train right into a waiting hurricane.

Hurricane Rick had (supposedly) passed through by this point and the weather was still terrible when we arrived in Los Mochis. We caught a night bus to Mazatlan and found a cheap place to stay. We spent time in the Colonial section wandering through five hundred year old streets and always finding ice cream or cold beer and good views. Our first night in mazatlan we awoke at three in the morning to the sound of hell. The wind was whipping the walls of town, stripping the paint and tiles off buildings knocking down trees and creating a rather unpleasant ruckus that we really could have done without as this was a sleep we needed especiallly after a night bus ride; Rick turned into a tropical storm and came back at the coast simply to annoy us, but I digress.
We managed to spend a night on the town going out for a fancy dinner in the old colonial part. We visited a few galleries and museums and even a local art collective that is working within the community promoting local art.

Through a cousin, Marie and I had an opportunity to stay for free in Puerto Vallarta for a couple days and we took advantage of it. Mazatlan was reeling from the recent weather and an apparant down turn in tourism overall; all we wanted was a beer under a palapa on the beach and did not get it there so we moved on.
Vallarta is in much better shape as a whole and though it is more touristy, it was still much nicer than Mazatlan and we even got our sun, ocean swimming and some drinks on the beach, not to mention a sunburn and a greater appreciation for street tacos which I am certain we can survive on by choice. Tacos for life.

next stop Mexico City

 
 

The Grand Canyon and Phoenix Arizona

14 Oct

We had heard from our Colorado River rafting friends that most people book their backcountry passes for the Grand Canyon up to 4 months in advance (!), but they do have a waiting list for cancellations.  So the first thing we did after rolling into the park, before we even looked over rim to gawk at the big hole, was hit the backcountry office.  We were given a number for the following day and told to return at 8 am.  After our experience with The Wave, we didn’t want to get our hopes up, but as it turns out we had much better luck in this particular game of chance.  As we had hoped, we ended up getting a pass for the night of my birthday.  We decided to hike down the South Kaibab trail, which is very exposed and famous for it’s incredible views, then the following morning hike up on Bright Angel trail which is longer and not as steep but actually has water stations along the way.  This is a common route for hikers as you only have to carry enough water for your descent. Now, coming from the Rockies, Paul and I have summited a few peaks in our day and we know what a struggle it can be to gain elevation. When you climb a mountain the whole way up you can be comforted that at least your return trip will be easier.  The challenge with hiking into the Grand Canyon is that you start with the easy stuff and even though gravity is doing most of the work, by the time we made it down the 1457 meter elevation change (in 11.6kms) to the canyon floor and our campsite for the night, our leg muscles were quivering.  On the way down we encountered a pair of bighorn sheep.  We figure that the one sheep was quite lazy and accustomed to hikers as he chose to barrel his way up the path, whether we were in his way or not, rather than scramble up the rock with Billy-goat grace like his compadre.  We literally had to stand with our backs against the canyon wall as he passed us on our narrow path! The views on the way down really are amazing.  The canyon is so vast and the colours so vivid that we often felt as though we were looking at a postcard or a painting.  The novelty still gets to me to hike among groves of prickly pear, dwarf juniper and other tenacious, pointy desert plants.   What a different landscape! Once we got to the bottom, we selected a site at Bright Angel campground and went exploring.  There’s a place called Phantom Ranch where you can sit at picnic table, order a beer and mail postcards!  Very different from any other backcountry hike we have done.  There is even running water and flush toilets.  The Grand Canyon has been a park for 90 years and Bright Angel is one of the original trails that was used by local natives way before the canyon was a park. 

Being that it was my birthday, Paul flexed his romantic muscles by producing a lovely and well-travelled bottle of Shiraz to go with our evening meal of dehydrated rice and beans.   After dinner we took the rest of the bottle and enjoyed it sitting on the sandy banks of the river, looking up at the canyon walls and the bats swooping crazily in the night sky.   I walked into that canyon 27 and walked out 28 – Definitely a memorable birthday. That night when I hit the bathroom to brush my teeth, I encountered my first tarantula! big and hairy, but also terrified and shy.  I definitely checked my boots and shook out my shorts the following morning.  So, stiff-legged and groggy, we hit the trail after a hearty breakfast of ramen noodles and granola bars.  On our way out we saw a female Mule deer with two Fauns– we had not expected to encounter so much wildlife!  The climb out was a little longer(15.4kms) than the way down, but the first half is not very steep at all and the second half (which is all steep switchbacks) has three water stops along the way.  It was slow going but steady.  We made it out in just over 6 hours, doubling our time from the way down as we had predicted.

Now, shaky legged and calf sore, we arrived at the top and made our way from the trailhead to Poncho Gonzo (the Van) and feasted on triscuits and cream cheese and chocolate from the cooler. Now snacked, we planned our quick escape from the droves of “willing to pay$ 7.99 for four and a half, quarter logs”, campers and “no price too high for our comfort and stay at the lodges”, tourists.  Really they weren’t so bad and we felt pretty high on our horses for having seen the Grand Canyon in a fashion only permitted by less than a quarter of G.C. tourists. We headed south towards Flagstaff passing through Williams, the site of a controlled burn that got out of control days before. Completing our loop of the previous several weeks, we entered Flagstaff with the intention of camping. We arrived at the campground in town and were informed that there were no fires allowed in the campground (!) and it was going to drop to 5 below that night. We quickly made our way to a cheap motel (it was only 7 dollars more than the campground) and had a hot shower and vegged on TV after a dinner of beer, wings and french fries. We woke up the next morning and toured around Flagstaff which we had promised to do on our first timethrough.  We grabbed a coffee at hip little cafe, read the paper among the studious crowds of the nearby University and meandered the art galleries and shops for some window shopping. The drive to Phoenix was uneventful minus the hour long traffic delay. Immediately after descending from Flagstaff we noticed the temperature rising. How is it that with three hours between two places could represent a temperature change of almost twenty degrees? We were quickly welcomed by my cousin Kyla, who with the dogs: Sebastian and Jack showed us around the new house that she and her husband Trent had moved into only three days before. What timing!!!

Once Trent arrived home from work there was food and conversation and dog walking. Trent and Kyla had to fly to Toronto for a wedding and Marie and I were left in charge of the dogs, the KITCHEN and the POOL for the Columbus Long Weekend (Canadian Thanksgiving). What a change of pace to have hot water to wash dishes with, to be sheltered from the wasps and tarantulas (mind you we were in the presence of Scorpions), an oven to bake with and satellite television to numb our brains a little. We had a fantastic visit with Kyla and Trent with the time we got to spend with them. It was mutually fantastic to sit around and talk freely about touchy subjects like politics and religion, without worrying about what Americans would think on our part and the neighbours on their part. We visited old Scottsdale and wandered through the touristy shops and unimpressed had some gelatos and returned to the house. We got Poncho Gonzo all cleaned up and armor-alled and prepared to sit out the next leg of the journey. Kyla and Trent have let us park PG for the remainder of our stay south of Phoenix in the back. When we return, hopefully in early spring we will not have to worry about PG and can just head north. This afternoon finds us in the final planning and packing for the next leg of this trip of a lifetime; we depart for the Mexican border this evening and we are extremely excited and ready for yet another change of pace. Our next major stop will be for passage onto the Copper Canyon Train in the northern state of Chihuahua. We also managed to post all of our pictures so far, check out our Flickr. We hope you enjoy and again thanks to everyone commenting on our blog, helps make us feel that we are not alone on our journey.

Paul and Marie or Marie and Paul

 
 

Antelope Canyon – Nature's Cathedral of Wind, Water and Stone

07 Oct

Well, we didn’t win the lottery to go see the Wave, but our consolation prize was a night at a cheap motel in Page… after that terrible, dust-filled sleep under the killer bee-infested cottonwoods, we weren’t that disappointed about the outcome.   After talking to some of the BLM rangers we discovered that we may have a better chance to hike the Wave on our way back up through the States in March.

Refreshed from hot showers and cold air conditioning, we headed to lake Powell to spend a night camping on the beach.  We slid Poncho-Gonzo in between two of the many RVs about 30 ft from the water’s edge on a sandy beach and had a pleasant night.  Turns out many people know about the $10 camping and the beach was busy with families in HUGE RV’s, many of which had satellite dishes bolted to the outside.  The beach is the perfect place for fire-hooping (and  Poncho Gonzo does not sport a satellite dish and flat screen TV) so after dark I lit up a few times and some of our neighbours even poked their heads out of their RV’s long enough to watch.

The next day we headed back onto Navajo land to check out the infamous Antelope Canyon.  Now Antelope Canyon is a slot canyon and for those of you who are not familiar with the term, slot canyons are very narrow with smooth, undulating walls that can shoot over 100 feet vertically from the canyon floor.  Antelope Canyon is famous for being extremely beautiful and photogenic enough to draw photographers from around the world.  Don’t worry:  we will be posting pictures from the trip, thus far, within the week sometime.  I’m going to withhold my description of this natural wonder because, as I’ve said before; I’ve run out of effective adjectives.  I’ll let Paul’s pictures speak for themselves.

Because this canyon is on reservation land, the only way to get access is to pay for a “tour”.  Paul had ample enough photography equipment to qualify us for a photographer’s pass so we were freed from being ushered through the canyon with a group and were permitted to spend 4 hours on our own.  Our ‘tour’ consisted of a moody teenager walking us 100 feet away from the parking lot, pointing at a hole in the ground and saying, “go down there”, while texting and staring at her cellphone the whole time.  This tour was $26 each… definitely one of the most agonizingly expensive things we have done on this trip.  However jaded we felt going in, once we were in the canyon we realized we would have been fools to miss such a stunning cathedral of wind, water and stone.  The red sandstone walls glow with their own ethereal light.  It was so disarming and unexpectedly beautiful… once again I’ll let the pictures speak for themselves.

Our next stop is the Grand Canyon where we hope to have a little more luck with the back-country-pass lottery.

~Paul and Marie

 
 

The Wave

29 Sep

We left Bryce Canyon and were en route to Page and Lake Powell. We stopped first at Kanab, UT, the site of many western programs including the Lone Ranger and a dozen or so movies boasting the likes of Clint Eastwood and the Duke. We got to visit some old movie sets and take some fun shots.

We wanted to inquire about cheap camping and for a supposedly amazing hike that has a section called the Wave. The Wave is a sediment formation in sandstone that whirls around in a slot canyon like a wave. It is nearly impossible to get permits for this either via the web or in person. Not having a specific day to plan for, four months ahead, we waited for the following day when we drew a number in a lottery format to see if Marie and I would be one of the lucky ones to be given a permit. There are only ten permits issued a day in person and ten issued online. The day before we entered the lottery there were seventy three different numbers registered: the odds are not good.
There is a free blm campground under some cottonwoods near the trailhead. The plan was to wake up and ride our bicycles to the Bureau of Land Management office first thing in the morning for the lottery. The office and campground are between Kanab Utah and Page Arizona on Hwy 89 along the Paria river.

The campsite is incredible both because it is free and beautiful. We cooked hamburgers for dinner and narrowly missed an impending bee attack. Above our tent within the only realm of shade, we shared our space with a nest of possibly Africanized or “killer”(according to sign at the blm office) bees who are perched within an ancient cotton wood tree that provides said shade. We spent most of our evening huddled in the tent to avoid both the killer bees and the ferocious wind gusts that carried sand into our eyes, ears, mouths and our very pores. The campsite seemed like paradise at first, but it was actually one of the most unpleasent nights so far.

That night (trapped in the tiny pup-tent) Marie and I negotiated our consolation prize in case we didn’t win the draw: a night in a motel in Page, AZ. We haven’t had a real shower since Las Vegas and we wanted to rest up before the Grand Canyon.

The wave is mainly my thing as it is a photographers dream. It is a six mile hike round trip, so at least we escape the majority of people that are on the National Parks tour here in the southwest.

The wind had been up since we arrived in our grove of three cottonwoods, but the stars above mesmerized us into dreams; noone around for at least half a mile, it was so nice after the cramped quarters in Bryce Canyon NP.

P

 
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Bryce, Zion and Slot Canyons at Escalante

26 Sep

We arrived at Bryce canyon right around dusk and secured a site in the tent- only section of the campground. Wearing my minimal driving atire (remember: P.G. doesn’t have AC and this makes desert driving HOT) I was confused by the atire of the other campers. Vests? Touques? As soon as the sun was below the horizon, we figured it out. Bryce is very cold this time of year! That first night the tempurature dropped to a mere 3 degrees, the coldest so far. This is due to the high altitude of the park. Bryce is at 8000 to 9115 feet elevation. The park is tiny but holds a truely unique and surreal landscape made up of Hoodos varying in shade from pale pink to bright coral and every shade of salmon inbetween. All these warm tones are set off by the rich greens of the pine and juniper that grows right out of the stone.

Paul and I decided to make Bryce our home base for the week as it is situated between Zion national park end Escalante. This would allow for day trips. The first morning we huddled under our sleepingbags and FIVE blankets until the sun had the decency to warm the air a little. We decided to spend the day resting while doing much needed laundry and writing postcards. We checked out the view from the rim of the canyon at sunset and became quite excited about climbing down into that maze of glowing sand and stone.

The following day we woke up before dawn with intention of being on trail before the hoards of other tourists showed up. We decided to check out the Navajo loop and Queens Garden trails. It was quite an otherworldly experience to be down there, among those hoodoos that seem to glow in the early light. Not for the first time on this trip we experienced the disconcerting feeling of being on another planet.
The following day we left camp at dawn to make the two hour drive to Zion.
Now, we have seen many a geologic and natural wonders so far on this trip(so much that I feel redundant in my use of descriptive adjectives) but we were not prepared for what we encountered at Zion.
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The superlatives of the southwest lie in the enriched colours of desert landscapes where the iron, manganese, limestone, natural vegetations and the sky intermingle, often in demented transitions with the growing or the dying of the light. They inspire Salvador Dali landscapes
where your expectation of cooked eggs or seven Lenin heads on a piano around the next corner are never truly realized but the colour drives your imagination here.

In arches it was the forces of ancient seas depositing salt and the uneven pressure of sediments lifting up great fins that would erode with wind and carbolic acid to burn holes and remain solid for thousands of years. In Bryce the feature everyone is flocking to is somewhat familiar to us from Alberta, it is the hoodoos of Drumheller, Dinosaur Provincial Park and Writing-on-stone. All of which combined have had next to no capacity to prepare Marie and I for the wind eroded sandstone monoliths that peak out from a giant cliff ampitheatre and seem to have absorbed the sun itself with the almost intrinsic luminescense and salmon colours and other warm hues that abound in this park.

Zion also follows this colour tableau that inspires. Zion takes the arches and the hoodoos and pummels them together into mountains and stone cliffs, the main erosion coming from the rivers and creeks. There are massive cliff faces rising from the canyon floor and the heat creates updrafts on which the giant, graceful California condor reaches his lofty heights scanning for food. The lush green of the canyon follows down along the Virgin River reminding us of what was missing in the desert.

Our very approach to Zion became interesting once we saw that someone who was looking for a different aesthetic to road building had been working hard out here; the usual blacktop had been infused with the redcolour common to the area, it was very pleasing to our eyes. The road became more interesting along its narrow breadth as degenerate RV chauffers often stopped in the middle of the road to take pictures or had their ass end just asking to be hit by the long lines of cars full of tourists.

To speak of tourists and Zion: Zion is a very small place and when you get one half of the grand canyon’s five million annual visitors (2 500 000) here annually, you get what I would call a claustrophobic situation. Right away we became confused, signs pointing in every directions, maze like parking lots, foreign and national tourists by the hoards packing all about, regrouping, probing the air with telephoto lens and fancy telescopic walking sticks, nearly chanting, what do we do? Where do we go? What is this lineup for, may we also wait in this line up? Not to mention how the manditory shuttle buses worked.

We were ill prepared for the announcer on our shuttle as we climbed up to the trailhead for the Angels Landing hike. In synchronization with the predetermined speed the shuttle drivers must maintain, we were oblingingly introduced to Zion national park, but not before being told by the driver to please be very quiet to ensure that everyone can hear the pre- recorded explanation and noone can get excited for the trail coming. Our driver actually “shushed” people as we rode to our trailhead.

Marie and I were cocking our ears waiting for a Big Mac commercial or a Chevron endorsement, we giggled soberly of how Edward Abbey, steward of the southwest, environmental misfit, industrial anarchist’s blood now polluted with uranium and plutonium from the southwest would boil towards an event horizon where all parks would explode and no one will get the slightest chance to walk off trail, toss a ciggarette butt, nor steal a spear head, nor stop in the middle of the road, nor drive their vehicles period, or poison fragile potholes in slickrock canyons or mess with Abbey’s backyard. But I digress.

Angels landing may be one of the most amazing hikes I have been on. Rising nearly 1500 ft in a short eight kilometers the trail, though mostly paved still produces a thigh burning excercise in calorie burning cardio. The steep and quick switchbacks put us at “fear- of- heights- tummy- butterfly” levels over the canyon floor visible from both sides as it climbs higher and higher towards the “chains” section for ultimate ascent. The trail is famous for being incredibly narrow with steep drops on either side. We scrambled up the sandstone, relying on tree- roots and chains to keep us on that fin of rock and not splattered on the canyon floor far below. As three huge (10-12 foot wing span) condors floated by, we arrived at the summit with fifteen hundred feet of smooth cliff-face to ensure our demise if we would overstep our confidences. With a stunning vista burned into our minds and souls we quickly descended with a stop at the desert oasis called Emerald pools to only view them (!!?)

We proceeded on the shuttle towards the visitor centre and got off at a stop near the river to pursue a cool dip in the virgin river. We walked for ages on the redtop with vague instructions of some natural slide and place to take a dip. Eventually we found the slide (we think) took a dip in the buff and continued down the road only to find the very much more accessible swimming spot. Despite the extra walk we were happy to jump in the river again, with clothes as we were not alone in the wilderness this time.

We arrived at the van and proceeded to cook right in the parking lot our last ramen noodles, amidst odd looks from people exiting the park, hopefully not with contempt, as they walked back to their RVs to do the same in the civilization of AC and the indoors to protect them from the bugs that hovered around our sweat soiled, but well-earned, bodies as we finished our dinner. We drove home with less traffic than on entry savouring a delightful day of good hiking back in the amusement park that is Zion National Park.
We rode home through Red Canyon and followed our heads to bed.

Over the next few days at Bryce we took in quite an interesting lecture on astronomy by a Ranger who led us through the night sky from the viewpoint of North American Indian tribes and noted some of the differences with our perspective. The talk was followed by a look at the night sky through some very powerful telescopes. Another evening we finally met a couple people that were not taking advantage of the senior’s park pass. We met a couple of German men who were camping next to us and had spent some amazing time traveling around California and Utah. We also met a veteran Burner who was trying to see between us and him who would stay the longest in the campground (we did). Marie is quite certain this is the same burner she met in blackrock ciy in ’04 who had gifted her some homemade lipbalm. We all sat down together around a fire and drank some of our excess booze that we are still working on since burning man. We spoke about American health care and how the Canadian version is more effective and we were blown away at how incredibly effective the German health care system in comparison. It was nice to meet up with a few people and sit around a fire and talk about lots of stuff.

We went to Escalante about seventy kilometers East of Bryce on a day trip to visit some slot canyons and fear the power of flash floods. We noted the temperature and more importantly there was no precipitation expected for the near region. We stopped for coffee and were warned about the condition of the road in relation to low riding Ponch Gonzo (the van), the concern was that we might get stuck in the gypsum sand towards the end of the “hole in the rock” road before the slots. We went carefully along said road about two and a half miles and blew the tire. We quickly changed the tire and geared back to town on “Hole in the tire” road.

Now, being a Sunday, we were going to have to stay in town till Monday when a shop would be open as we could not drive back to bryce on the comically small spare tire we had installed.. Damn. We asked at a gas station and no luck. We were just checking the air pressure of our spare, when a couple locals came up asking if we needed a bit of help. It seemed everyone knew what kind of tires everyone else had lying around their houses, under their trailers and burnout car collections. We were in luck and one really friendly local guy, who had recenty gotten out of jail, helped us out for three hours in the hot sun. He checked the new tire (salvage from beneath a neighbour’s shed) and found a broken, broken valve. He checked another tire, got a different valve and fixed the first rim. Ready to go, we discovered that the lugnuts were the wrong size. Joe pulled our tire apart put the new tire on our rim and pressurized it, ready to go for real. The Utah locals didn’t charge us for the new tire or the work, we gave Joe a full bottle of vodka as a thank you and payment for his generosity. It was nice to not be taken for, in our circumstance and it helped us smile again as our day had been salvaged.

We finished the day with a swim in a secluded desert oaisis, complete with hanging gardens and a huge cliff-face waterfall, off of an unmarked trail. We sweated back to the van in the midday heat, finishing our time in Escalante with a treat of pizza and a pitcher or two of ice water ( in the desert this is a treat). To marie’s delight, we finished off the meal with homemade apple pie and ice cream a la Jack Kerouac.
We spent one more day hiking in Bryce and tommorrow we head towards Page AZ.

If you missed it, we may have screwed up the order of the last few posts and some of you may not have recevied the one entitled, “Keet Seel”. Just go to the home site at www.tallphish.com. It should be Arches then Keet Seel.
We hope you are enjoying our little stories.

Paul and Marie

 
 

Arches- Sculptures in Sandstone

23 Sep

Hello all, Marie Here!

Our next camping destination was arches National Park and Moab Utah.  Just before we reached town there was a little tourist trap on the highway called, “Hole in the Rock”.   As we we’re driving along the infamous old route 66, we felt we couldn’t miss this little slice of Americana and pulled in.  Hole in the rock is an old uranium mine that an industrious family made into their home.  They literally lived in a hole in the red sandstone cliff.  Since all members of that family have passed away (or chose to live in more conventional dwellings) it has been turned into a road side attraction complete with petting zoo, oddball sculptures and a kitschy souvenir shop.  Neat place, certainly worth a giggle or two.

As we approached Moab Paul and I had a clear destination in mind.  We were headed for “Big Bend” campground on the Colorado river.  Now this small slice of the South West holds great importance for me as it is a part of Specht family tradition and legend.  Many years ago, when I was but a moody pre-teen we spent a week camping on the Colorado and exploring the redsandstone desert.  We found this diamond in the rough campsite run by the BLM that was of the highway right in-between Moab and the National Park.  Huge well-treed sites set in a spectacular red-rock valley with sandy beach access to the Colorado.  All for $8 a  night.  Well, we found out prices had gone up, as they usually do, and had to pay an astronomical $12 a night to camp in this beautiful campsite.  Big bend is not as isolated as it used to be as newer campsites have sprung up all along the river, but it still has the best views and the most shade.  We were going to be staying for a whole week so we set up our best, most comfortable camp since burningman.  The solar shower with a privacy tarp, a shade structure and of course, a hammock were a few of the luxuries we enjoyed.  One of the other luxuries we enjoyed is generally one you always hope for, but can’t count on: good neighbours.  Great, in fact.  Our neighbours were a group of river raft guides who played lovely bluegrass music in the evenings.  There was a mandolin, guitar, bass guitar and a fiddle.  Not to be outdone in the entertainment department, I did a little fire hooping for our new friends and some other campers.  Our kind and welcoming neighbours serenaded us daily.   We even came back to a dark late-night campsite after a long day in the park, only to be invited over to eat with them.  Boy do these guys know how to camp cook!  We ate shrimp, mole enchiladas and fresh baked (using a dutch oven, foil and some coals) chocolate cake… dreamy!

Now Arches Nat. Park is a small but absolutely spectacular park to explore.   We did many small hikes out to see these natural arches.  Natural arches are a geological formation of redsandstone fins that have been sculpted by water, wind and time to form bridges of stone.   Now this park is really in desert-proper and is consequently a very hot, dry place to hike.  We often felt like our bodies were water processing and filtration factories due to the huge quantities we consumed and expelled (via sweat) each day.  Nothing like hiking in the desert to remind you just how important water is.  We did a guided hike called, ‘Fiery Furnace’.  This hike took us deep into the maze of fins, arches and washes off the beaten track.  It gave us a glimpse of what the park would have felt like 60 years ago.  In two words, “quiet awe”.

Moab is also famous for it’s mountain biking and trail riding most notable the “Slickrock”.    Slickrock mountain biking consists of launching yourself, strapped to a bike, down incredibly steep and technical walls and shelves of bald sandstone.  Despite minimal mountain biking experience, Paul and I did have our playa(burningman) bikes with us.  I stripped the last vestiges of  ’Charlie the Pink Unicorn’ from my bike frame, greased my rusty chain and we set out try out this “Slickrock biking”.  We went to do the “Bar M Loop” and I discovered that merely greasing my chain, was not enough preparation for this kind of biking.  Turns out you should make sure your brakes are in working condition too.  Opps.  Now don’t you worry, nothing bad happened.  I just had to opt out of some of the steeper stretches of rock.  We really enjoyed the biking experience and ended up doing a portion of another trail called, “Merrimack” while we were there.  Biking really gets you away from the crowds that permeate some of the easier hikes in the park.

We finished off our week with a picnic dinner out at the infamous, “Delicate Arch”.  This is the one that appears on most postcards and on the Utah State license plates.  It really is quiet stunning as it stands alone on a bed of stone above the canyon floor.  I decided to take my hoop along on the hike and (thanks to my wonderful photographer Paul) got some very interesting pictures and even a video of me hooping under the arch itself. 

It was a little sad to pack up our paradise-like camp and leave this magical place behind.  A week felt like such a long time when we had just arrived, but there is so much to see and do in this area that the time just flew by.  Next stop: Bryce canyon with it’s otherworldy hoodoos.

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Paul and Marie

 
 

Keet Seel

22 Sep

After departing from Adam and Sandra, We went as far as Flagstaff AZ. We figured we would not make it to Navajo National monument further North. Flagstaff surly seemed like a happening town, we figure if we pass back that way again maybe we should explore it a bit more. The hostel was pretty cool, a bit overpriced, but it reminded me of hostels in South America and Marie of those in Europe. There is certainly a vibe amongst travellers: different stories, accents and impressions.

As we promised poncho gonzo (the van) a much needed oil change; this was not a priority in Vegas. Jiffy Lube fixed us right up and for the first time ever, a mechanic came to me to say “no leaks”. First time ever that I have driven out of an oil change place not fearing the impending list of problems.
We rode north towards Kayenta and Navajo National park.

We arrived to the visitor centre to confirm our hike the next day to the ruins of Keet Seel. Once confirmed we then went to the free campground that had flush toilets and running water, not to mention a great sunset viewpoint.
We noticed right away that something was wrong: there was nobody here. In a country were it can cost you twenty dollars just to park your car, throw down a small tent, use the pit toilet, wake up and drive away, there sure seemed to be a lack of people at this gorgeous free campground. Feeling like lords of the sunset-drenched mesa, we set up and prepared for the following day.

Keet Seel is one of two public sites at Navajo National Park, there are upwards of two dozen more sites that are too small or too delicate or are actively being looked at by Archaeologists. Betatakin is a site that can be viewed from a lookout or can be hiked down into. We viewed from the outlook and looked at the site and it’s huge ampitheatre, mind boggled both by the natural beauty of the setting and by the inovation of native settlers who came down from the mesas to dwell in the cliffs.

The other site which I researched back in winter is the site of Keet Seel. The difference is really location, Keet Seel resides some twelve kilometers up river from Batatakin. Turn left at Skeleton Mesa and go up the creek. We left the campground early the next morning after using the flush toilets and running water sink as much as we could as it is such a luxury in American campgrounds.

Our first views of the interconnecting streams and arroyos was stunning. Having never been to the southwest my mind was and still is reeling at the insanely briliant colouring of the landscapes. Everywhere I looked the deep red sandstone was highlighted below by intense green foliage and above with such insanely pure deep blue with hints of feathery white clouds. Insane. Then we dropped down a thousand feet into the canyon, found our trail markings and proceeded to take our left at skeleton mesa whose looming skull haunted us from the cliff face. The trail swings up and down the creek, we swung from left to right following the creek who often has sections of quicksand and holds the power of flash floods.

The initial care to preserve our footwear was abandoned rapidly as we realized we were following a creek up hill, there was no escape, luckily it was warm both in and out of the water and really made no difference as we slowly approached the ancient village.

After slogging up the creek for four and a half hours and twelve kilometers we came to the trail split between the campground (free) and the rangers cabin and site where we would get our tour (free). We unpacked our gear at the campground and chose a site as close to the creek as possible, only to find we were right across from Keet Seel. Wholly smokes what a view, I grabbed my telephoto lens and snuck a peek at our afternoons focus.We quickly went to the site and met the friendly ranger who was just making himself a coffee and he showed us into the ranger cabin an incredibly solid built example of serious carpentry.

We approached the site with amazement and wonder, we scaled a ladder up into the site and stood just the three of us in a place where there were corn husks strewn about and some of the storage rooms still had food, there were still clay jugs on site. Not bad for lying vacant for seven hundred years. Corn husks perfectly intact!!! It is estimated that Keet Seel supported upwards of one hundred and fifty people or about twenty five families. Each family dwelling consisted of one or two storage rooms a sleeping room and possibly a common area for milling corn and seeds. According to some there is evidence of an egalitarian type society among the ancient puebloans or Anasazi as they are sometimes called incorrectly. Not all ancient puebloans were anasazi, so the term is a bit too general. The site itself is the largest of it’s kind even bigger than any individual site at nearby and much more famous Mesa Verde ruins.

At first I thought,cool, these guys decided to live in the dwellings by choice and how remarkable. Our guide Steve presented a more sad reality, why would the people that lived in the open mesas, give up their privacy and open skies? The answer is drought. They were trying to escape from inevitable death. A large cliff cavern echoes every sneeze and cough and generations lived in such close uncomfort. They turned to the canyons to provide them food with ever present knowledge that the eroding creek bed would eventually overcome their ability to survive in the cliffs as well. They always knew they would have to leave so they always left food around sealed up in clay and mud cellars for when they would return and modern Hopi Indians preserve this myth of the circle and eventual return.

Keet Seel survived four different habitations in it’s history with the widest gap of residence being roughly a hundred and fifty years that independently took shelter at this site. The place has been empty since 1275-1300AD, but it still full of energy and history, a real amazing place.

We camped that night in a grove of oak trees in view of Keet Seel. Due to a stove malfunction we did not reflect upon our amazing day, with our hike and amazing guide whose grandfather was part of original excavations,not too mention our whole trip this far, with a steaming bowl of hot delicious food but with cold crunchy ramen noodles and unrehydrated dehydrated vegetables. We returned to our other free campground via the muddy wet creek and took a right at skeleton mesa and summited the painful thousand feet back up to the top.

Next stop Arches National Park

 
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Like the Cubetron, but they only got the front.

18 Sep

After the initial clean-up in Reno, Paul and I were very excited to have Adam and Sandra as travelling companions for the next few days.  Our bright idea was to “recover” from burningman in Las Vegas.  Now, any of you who have been to Vegas know that there would be little sleep and relaxation to be had there.  But before I regale you with the neon-nights on the strip, let me tell you about how we got there.  We drove through lake Tahoe on our way to a slight detour to see the ancient trees at the Bristlecone forest in California.  Now the pass coming down into Tahoe is steep.  By the end of it our brakes were smoking in full glory.  I think it was just Poncho-Gonzo’s (the van’s) way of saying, “Hey guys… I’m still here!  You are putting me throughout hell but I love you anyways.  Hows about a little TLC?”  We resolved to give P.G. a complete oil change and fluid top up as soon as possible.  He’s still running like a champ.  The next day we drove in to the Ancient Bristlecone National Forest. 
Wow.

Some of these trees are upwards on 5000 years old!  Nothing like the grand Sequoias and Redwoods, these tenacious little guys are twisted and gnarled, stunted and knotted… beautiful.  Through the science of dendrochronology archaeologists have actually used these trees to calibrate their carbon dating techniques.  Pure magic.  I understand why the Druids worshiped trees.

Next up, we drove through  the infamous Death Valley.  It lives up to it’s name. H-O-T.  When we opened up our windows (P.G. does not have AC) the air coming in was a warm furnace blast.  We we’re better off with the windows closed.   To cool the van down we cranked the heat on full, to  relieve the engine a bit. Nothing quite like riding in your sweaty underwear to make awkward photo stops along the way. On the way in we saw otherworldly Joshua trees growing in clusters by the side of the road. At the Ancient Bristlecone National Forest we had reached nearly 10,000 feet altitude, by days end we had yo-yo-ed to 2000 back up to 6000 and then down again to Sea Level as we crossed the bottom of Death Valley, needless to say we didn’t know up from down.

We could see the lights of sin city in the distance… a deceivingly soft glow on the flat dessert expanse.  We arrived well into the evening and found our hotel purely by instinct.  Instinct and sheer size.  It was the tallest glowing thing on the strip.  We had booked a room at “the Stratosphere” a month in advance.  It’s one of the big ones on the strip and was only $30 a night.  I guess they figure they’ll get your money in other ways.  But we out smarted you Vegas!  Between the two of us I think we spent a grand total of $5 gambling.  Our hotel provided us with free laundry and an eyesore of migraine inspiring neon insanity.

Vegas is an crazy place directed at grabbing your money in the most convenient way, they try desperately to look genuine but everything is a knock off or ‘replica’ of the real thing.  It was blinky and bright like Burning Man but it seemed one dimensional  instead of three.  Beautiful, but they only got the front.

Luckily Adam had been to Vegas a few times and he became our unofficial tour guide while we were there.  We spent most of our time wandering the strip and checking out the various casinos and hotels.  You can drink openly on the Las Vegas strip and we just had to fulfill one of the many tourist requirements:  We each got a three foot tall slushy-boozy beverage to consume whilst wandering in and out of the air conditioned hotels.  I seem to remember visiting many a bathroom (those darn 3 foot drinks) and peeing in the most opulent luxury of marble and brass.  After our daytime tour of the strip Sandra and I went off to a nearby park where she hosted a well- attended hooping workshop and the boys napped back at the hotel.  Once the sun went down, we got back in the saddle and hit the town again.  It’s even more blinky and confusing at night.  As we were passing one of the newer hotels that was under construction I commented that it has a Gothic, comic-book appeal about it that made it look like Gotham city.  Withing 5 minutes, I kid you not, Batman walked by, concealed in the crowd of revelers on the sidewalk.  When I said, “Hey, it’s Batman!” he looked over his shoulder and rasped in a fabulous Micheal Keaton-as-batman-voice, “Shhh! I’ve got work to do” and continued to weave his way through the crowd.   He wasn’t the only one of these pranksters we encountered.  We also saw the blues brothers stalk by, but these blues brothers were back from the dead or undead, if you will.  Who were these costumed freaks?  Why do they stalk the strip at night? Crazy place.

We left Sin City the following morning with a mere hour or two of sleep under our belts.  We said a fond, “so long” to our friends Adam and Sandra with promises we will see them again in the new year when they fly to Honduras to meet us.  As we peeled out and put miles between us and that neon front of a city, Paul and I couldn’t help but notice a sense of relief wash over us.  P.G.’s headlights were pointed at the desert, with it’s quiet, primitive campgrounds, spectacular landscapes and long contemplative hikes.  It was time to step it down a notch.  It was time to sleep in the quiet, wide open.  It was time to start a new phase in our little adventure.

~Marie and Paul

 
 

Burning Man

12 Sep

From Portland we made tracks to Nevada. Marie and I were still in tandem with my sister Natalia, who we arranged stops with to stick together.  The words, “meet you at the first gas station on the right”", have become immortalized in caravan attempts thereafter. We chose not to take the coastline, oh so unfortunately, as we wanted to get to Reno NV as fast as possible. We over-nighted in a place called Susanville, CA.  Susanville seemed very sketchy as the late night drug dealers and malcontents seemed to hover around, “the first gas station on the right”" as we met up.  On route to Reno the following morning Natalia noticed the high school had been boarded up and gave some evidence of a decline in Susanville.

We arrived in Reno very early for our reservation at the inexpensive Ramada and quickly enjoyed the swimming pool and made up a final list of groceries and supplies we would need for the Burning Man Project. Our time in Reno would be spent looking for cheap groceries and booze in various block stores with many other “burners”", which made for a very surreal reality. This non-commercial experiment in the middle of the black rock desert of northern Nevada first had to start off  with armies of retail savvy consumers lining up in the endless hallways of a Walmart super-store where you could get thirty beers for twenty bucks and the smokies, and the bacon, and the over-sized bag of chips, and the whiskey and the gallon jugs of water that would be essential to survive in the desert, at least that is, for one week.

We left Reno with a three hour drive ahead of us to the entrance.  The events gates opened at 12:01 am on ‘Monday morning.  Departing at 9 pm turned out to be the best time  because we arrived through the gate at 12:05 am with little delay.  We arrived at our address into the welcoming arms of our good friends Dimitri and Adam who were hard at work putting up “”the dome”", a twenty foot geodesic structure made up from metal conduit that could support many people climbing around on top, but for this festival they had a custom made tarpaulin cover made of multiple pieces with a white outer surface and a silver inside cover which reflects cool air down. This cool oasis of shade is very important in a place where temperatures daily rise above 35 degrees Celsius.

The theme of Burning Man 2009 was evolution to commemorate the 200th anniversary of Darwin’s “The Origin of the Species”". The city layout is based on a clock face with the main avenues based on 2PM to 10PM and the centre of the clock is called the playa where there is no camping and it is full of all the art that makes this place legendary. The outer streets are based on the alphabet with this years names were: Adapt, Biology, Chaos, DNA, Extinct, Fossil, Genome, Hominid, Inherit, Jurassic, Kinship, Lineage. See the map at: http://www.burningman.com/media/doc/preparation/maps/09_maps/2009_BRC_map.pdf

Our camp, Kanuckistan was at 9:00 and Hominid. The events at Burning Man are endless and our experiences could fit volumes so we will be brief about our time at Burning Man and fill you up with some of our highlights.  After setting up all the tents and shade structures and securing them with re-bar hammered in the the alkaline flats of this desert, the heat came  up and we had take breaks under the punishing sun. The best way to do this this was to ride the camp art car “”Purgatory”" for two hours through the playa stopping off at an array of strange objects and art combined with a few stops to view other parked art cars and drink plenty of beers not to mention lots of water.  Just a side note; once you are parked at your camp the only vehicles permitted to rove the desert are ‘”art cars”.  Now an art car can be many things, for example: a golf-cart converted into a two-seater sequined skull, a double -decker bus with another level added on converted into a purple-themed roving dance club or, one of my personal favorites, the roving “boardroom” where all riders must be dressed in business suits and look sufficiently stressed-out while discussing (loudly) the buying and selling of stocks and commodities.  Our camp art car was based on the idea of purgatory, half being representative of heaven and the other half hell.

The first night on playa was the sangria party at the lamplighters camp.  The camp is dedicated to nightly lighting up the inner roads at burning man.  The people who run this camp  have an annual party where they feed everyone sangria’s until supplies last, needless to say this is a good event to get in the mind set that you are in a very different place than you are used to. Drunk now with sangria the option to eat Poutine was available at Camp Midnight Poutine, which was run by a bunch of Quebecois.  By midnight they were in full swing serving poutines to hungry Canadians and confused Americans who seemed to line up because there was a lineup.

A note to mention here is that the sangria and poutine were offered free. There is no currency at burning man , there is no money exchange with the exception of ice and coffee, Burning Man is based on a gift economy.  People save their money to bring gifts to this community of artists, performers, hippies and generally very interesting people who come out annually to leave their mark on the people of burning man through generosity and creativity.   The very least an organized camp will have to offer is a free bar but I have also been given steak meals, snow cones, rootbeer floats, lemonade, vodka shots and spaghetti dinner(to name a few).  The reason  that burning man is in the middle of such a harsh climate with 30 degree temperature changes, is that since  it is such a positive environment for social misfits  and curios, if it was held anywhere more pleasant (like with a river and a forest) many people would never leave.

This is a week-long event and I haven’t even described the first day yet…  I will give you the short version of the highlights for the rest of the week:

-communal cooking at camp Kanuckistan research station

-Vodka snorting with reverend Craig first-thing in the morning.

-chilling in various shade structures and hammocks in the mid-day heat.

-The cubetron!

-the gigantic lit-up, useable rubixcube.

-the lotus-shaped temple of hope.

-street hockey in the desert.

-hunkering down to wait out a 2 hour dust-storm with zero visibility.

- shooting the potatoe cannon at the shooting range.

-zombie camp where everyone knew the thriller dance in it’s entirety and performed it for us while serving drinks.

-rollerskating at the roller disco.

-spinning fire at the base of the man before he went up on saturday.

-crazy-good music at various camps and stages.

-the reality mirror that reversed your image so you could see your self as others see you.

-many gifts from beautiful strangers.

-Amos rocking the gigantic drum circle at camp tribal thunder.

-The dangerous “wedge” that playa doctors recommended we stay away from due to the large proportion of participant injury.  It was essentially a GIGANTIC wedge covered in AstroTurf that people could launch themselves down.  Few things at Burningman are “safe”, use your own discretion.

-The meeting of many new and old friends.

-The stillness and big-respect of the Temple burn.

-Marie reading poetry at center camp.

-Biking everywhere through the flat desert night.

-All the amazing art on the open playa…

I could go on forever and still not feel I did the week justice.  If you want to know more you will just have to wait for photos and the many stories we will be telling when we get back.  We treated ourselves to a nice hotel in Reno called the Peppermill after our week at Burningman where we enjoyed the most beautiful pool I have ever swam in.  From there we continued to Las Vegas stopping at the ancient Bristlecone forest and Death Valley along the way, with our good friends Adam and Sandra.  I would like to say we “recovered” from burningman while in Vegas, but at this point I think we need to recover from Vegas… but that, my friends, is another story.  I’ll tell you about those beautiful druid-trees, that furnace-like highway and the ridiculousness that is Las Vegas next time.

~Paul and Marie